Sunday Morning Humor

Don't you remember reading the comics on Sunday morning? Well I thought maybe you would enjoy some humor this morning. I found all of these here. I was literally laughing out loud. Maybe I need to get out more? Ha.

Kale's Birthday

Tuesday we went to Airbourne Jump Arena for Kale's Birthday. It was perfect because they have a whole section for little kids and then they have a huge area for older people. They have a dodgeball jump court that was sooo fun. Jake and the guys were dripping sweat when they were done. Janell, Kellie, and I weren't quite that into it.

We had pizza and I got Kale a "Woody and Buzz" cake. Then he opened all his presents. I'm pretty sure he had a pretty fun 4th birthday. Such a cute kid. Love that little guy. He was smiling the whole way up in the car and didn't want to go home. :)

Happy Birthday Kale Boy!

"Truths for Mature Humans"

I thought this was pretty funny. Most of these things have gone through my mind at one point or another.

*click on the photo to enlarge

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don't wanna work anymore

Hmm...I wonder if this excuse would work if I text it to my boss tomorrow...

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birthday suit

get it? :)

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baby animals

Is this real?

I honestly don't know. I've never really seen a newborn baby dolphin. I thought they would be bigger. Maybe it was premature? All I know is that it's super cute and I want one of these now too.

People of Wal-mart: The Winners

if you can call them that...

These have got to be the worst of the worst...take a look and see. I can't believe people actually go out like this.

I hope she is wearing underwear. So inappropriate.

You do not even know how many pictures like this there are...men and women.

Thanksgiving mascot?

They found Nemo.

Does he think that will get him more change?

Shield your eyes little girl!

Again, no underwear...Where are these people's pants?

Well that's one alternative to a leash.

Is that a man or a woman?

I got nothing...

First of all, I don't know ANYONE that would buy these pants...second, whoever sold this lady these shorts, should have given her a heads up.

best mullet ever

You can't even try and claim this as a Halloween costume its so bad.

Yep, that's a urine bag.

LIFE IS TOUGH
IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID

JOHN WAYNE

Hey Idiot

*So my aunt sent me this funny email the other day. Thought it was worth posting.

Amish Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady entered between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother'

"bitchin"

Virgin Mobile Commercial

I'm pretty sure this is one of the funniest commercials I've seen in a while.

How many people cannot relate to this? Maybe not in that intense of a form, but come on...you have to admit.

My favorite line..."And with unlimited data and web, I can go through his flicker stream to make sure I'm hotter than his exs."

Anyway, I think this is just so creative. Hilarious.

Kardashian Humor

{kate}

to shave or not to shave?

{a little too late for bed}

*sometimes you just wonder if it's worth it*

Russell...so funny

*he just cracks me up*

Charlie Sheen is a psycho

One of my friends posted this on facebook and I thought I would pass it along because it's pretty hilarious.

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5bdg

Top Charlie Sheen Quotes from the above site...

1. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”
2. “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
3. "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."
4. "You can’t process me with a normal brain."
5. “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
6. "I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
7. "Can't is the cancer of happening."
8. “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
9. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
10. “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”
11. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
12. “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
13. “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
14. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
15. "I’m an F-18, bro.”
16. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”
17. "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
18. "I'm bi-winning."
19. "There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
20. "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
21. "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
22. "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
23. "[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock."
24. "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
25. "Winning."
26. "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
27. "C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
28. "Winning."
29. "Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."

*as the author or the article says...I'm sure there will be more to come...o dear...

Pigs in Boots

Ok I may be bordering on obsession, but how funny is this picture?

ohmigosh lol more little pigs!

http://www.wimp.com/swimmingpiglet/

not as cute as my pink one, but I want one so bad! It even swims!

Man Cave

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

We were dying when we saw this...Jake literally stopped in his tracks and was like ohmigosh...wth.

So I made him sit there and take a picture. What is that guy doing with that dog? It looks slightly inappropriate. Anway, I was thinking Jake could decorate his man cave like this. Hahahahaha. I'm so mean.

Sanitation Trucks and a Sense of Humor

Sanitation Trucks: Proof positive that one must maintain a sense of humor about their work.

My aunt sent me another one of her funny emails so I thought I'd throw a few of the pictures from it on here. Kinda funny.

Volkswagen Commercial: The Force

I thought this commercial was so cute and funny. Just had to post it.